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Stimpunks × More Realms · Zine No. 50

The Sky Was Not Regular Enough

on cutting a standard loose from the thing it measured, and whether you say so out loud


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the definition · until 1960

A second used to be a piece of the day


One 86,400th of it. Twenty-four hours, sixty minutes, sixty seconds — multiply and that is the whole of it.

The definition pointed at something. Not at a prototype in a vault in Paris, the way the kilogram did, but at the sky. If you wanted to check a second you watched a star cross a wire, waited for it to come round again, and divided.

Everyone was inside the standard. The Earth turned under all of us at once, and the unit was a share of that turning. Nobody owned it and nobody had to be trusted about it.

A second was not a quantity somebody had decided. It was a fraction of something everyone was standing on.what got given up, stated at the start

The rest of this zine is the story of that tie being cut — carefully, deliberately, by people with good reasons, in three documented moves. None of them was a mistake. That is what makes it worth following.

documented  the mean solar day → the unit

The second as a share of the turning A circle representing one rotation of the Earth, divided into 24, then 60, then 60, arriving at 86,400 equal parts. one turn 24 hours × 60 minutes × 60 seconds 86,400 equal shares
Figure 1 · the unit as a share of something held in common
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1 · a second is a piece of the day
Berlin and Paris · 1936–37

Then the instrument got steadier than the standard


Quartz clocks arrived, and for the first time in the history of measurement the clock was more regular than the Earth.

In 1936, A. Scheibe and U. Adelsberger, working with quartz-crystal clocks at the Physikalisch-Technische Reichsanstalt in Berlin, reported that the Earth's rotation varies with the season. In 1937, N. Stoyko at the Bureau International de l'Heure in Paris put a number on it: the day in January ran about two milliseconds longer than the day in July.

The causes are all real and all still with us. Tidal friction from the Moon, bleeding rotation away over geological time. Seasonal exchange of angular momentum with the atmosphere — winds and weather, pushing back. Coupling between the mantle and the liquid core. The slow rebound of continents still rising after the last ice sheets came off them.

The Earth was never irregular to itself. It became irregular the moment we had something steadier to compare it to.the joint the whole chain turns on

This is the reversal that makes everything after it possible. As long as the sky was the most regular thing available, the sky was the standard by definition and could not be wrong. Build a better clock and the sky acquires an error bar.

documented  quartz clocks → the day has an error

Length of day, wobbling around the mean A wavering trace crossing a straight dashed line, showing the length of the day running long in January and short in July, by about a millisecond either side. 86,400 s January July about ±1 ms · Stoyko, 1937
Figure 2 · the standard, measured against something steadier
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2 · the day is not regular · 1936
the first move · 1956 · 1960

A standard that pointed at a year already over


If the Earth's spin is unreliable, use its orbit. The orbit is far steadier. So in 1956 the CIPM adopted, and the 11th CGPM ratified in 1960, the ephemeris second.

The wording is worth reading slowly: the fraction 1/31,556,925.9747 of the tropical year for 1900 January 0 at 12 hours ephemeris time.

1900. The reference year had already ended. It could not be repeated, and it could not be gone back to and re-measured. The definition named a stretch of time that existed once, in the past, and was over.

The standard was now perfectly precise and completely inaccessible. To realise a second you observed the Moon for years and worked backwards.precision and availability come apart

Nobody was hiding this. It was the honest engineering answer to a real problem, and it bought roughly a hundredfold improvement. But notice what had happened to the relationship: you could no longer check the standard yourself. Checking it now required an observatory, an ephemeris, and years.

documented  rotation unreliable → the orbit substituted

What each definition points at Three arrows: the first from the unit to the turning Earth, the second to the year 1900, the third to an atom. until 1960 1956 · 60 1967 → the turning the year 1900 an atom anyone, any night an observatory, years a lab, anywhere, always
Figure 3 · each move traded reach for reproducibility
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3 · the ephemeris second · 1956
the second move · 13th CGPM · 1967

9,192,631,770


"The second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom." — Resolution 1, 13th CGPM, 1967

Amended in 1997 to specify a caesium atom at rest, at a temperature of 0 K, because at the new precision the motion and the warmth of the atom had become visible.

Read it again and notice what is not in it. No day. No year. No sky. The definition is now a property of a kind of atom, and every caesium-133 atom in the universe is the same as every other one.

The number itself is not arbitrary: it was chosen to make the new second match the ephemeris second as closely as anyone could then measure. The continuity was deliberate. Nothing jumped.

This was a gain, and a large one. A standard anyone can build, in any lab, on any planet, without waiting for a year to go by or asking an observatory's permission.the collection's rule: this is an argument for the method, not against it

And it means the second no longer measures the day. It never did again.

documented  the orbit → an atom

The hyperfine transition Two closely spaced energy levels of caesium-133 with a transition between them, labelled with the defining count of periods. F = 4 F = 3 9,192,631,770 periods = one second
Figure 4 · the same in every lab, and in no sky
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4 · 9,192,631,770 · 1967
the day of two noons · 18 november 1883

The demand came before the physics


It is tempting to read the chain in the other direction — physics gets precise, and society is dragged along. The dates say the opposite.

Before 1883 every town in North America kept its own noon, set by the Sun where it stood. That is not disorder; it is the most literal accuracy there is. Noon means the Sun is overhead here, and it was.

Then railways. A schedule spanning two towns with different noons is not an inconvenience, it is a collision. On 18 November 1883 the railroads of the United States and Canada adopted Standard Railway Time — five zones, one time each. Towns reset their clocks as the new noon arrived, and many of them had two noons that day.

Nobody discovered that local solar time was wrong. It was correct and it was abandoned, because being right in your own place had stopped being the thing time was for.the substitution, stated plainly

What follows is a ratchet: telegraph time signals, then radio time signals, then navigation, then telecommunications, then satellite positioning — each one wanting time held tighter than the last, and eventually tighter than the Earth could hold it.

documented  coordination → demand for a steadier standard

Local noon replaced by zones Above, many small clocks each showing a slightly different noon. Below, the same span divided into a few flat blocks, each with one time. before every town its own noon after five zones · 18 nov 1883
Figure 5 · accuracy given up on purpose, for agreement
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5 · standard railway time · 1883
Auburn, New York · 20 november 1888

Five years later, the clock started keeping records


Standard time is a shared reference. It becomes something else the moment somebody writes it down next to your name.

On 20 November 1888, Willard Le Grand Bundy, a jeweller in Auburn, New York, patented a workman's time recorder. Each worker had a numbered key; turning it in the machine stamped the time against that number. The following year he and his brother Harlow incorporated the Bundy Manufacturing Company — the first time-recording company in the world.

Through a chain of mergers it became the International Time Recording Company, then part of the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company in 1911, which was renamed International Business Machines in 1924. The company that started by stamping the hour on a card became the company that counted people.

The clock stopped describing when things happen and started recording who complied. Same instrument. Different job.the turn from reference to ledger

Taylor's stopwatch is a different machine and belongs to a different chain — the time recorder logs arrival, the stopwatch takes a task apart. That one is No. 43, and it is not repeated here.

documented  standard time → the time ledger

A reference becomes a record A clock face on the left, an arrow, and a card of stamped times on the right with one line highlighted as late. mon 07:58 tue 07:59 thu 07:57 fri 07:58 wed 08:06 the same minute, now evidence
Figure 6 · Bundy, 1888 — time against a name
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6 · the time recorder · 1888
1 january 1972 · the mechanism

The leap second is an honesty mechanism


Once the second is an atomic quantity and the Earth is not, the two disagree — and the disagreement grows. From 1972 there is a rule for what to do about it.

UTC ticks exact SI seconds. When the difference between it and the turning Earth approaches 0.9 seconds, a whole second is inserted. The clock reads 23:59:60 — a minute of sixty-one seconds, which is a real minute that really happens — and the two are back in step.

27
leap seconds
inserted
1972
first · 30 june
· 23:59:60
2016
last · 31 dec
· none since

TAI − UTC now stands at 37 seconds. Ten of those were the offset it started with in 1972; the other 27 are the announcements.

A leap second is a standards body saying, in public, on a named date, with a number attached: our standard and the world disagree by exactly this much, and here is the correction.the sentence this zine is built on

It is a nuisance. It is also a receipt.

documented  the divergence → a public, dated correction

The minute with sixty-one seconds A column of clock readings running from 23:59:58 through the inserted 23:59:60 to 00:00:00. 23:59:58 23:59:59 00:00:00 23:59:60 inserted · announced · dated
Figure 7 · a second that exists because somebody said so out loud
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7 · the patch · 27 leap seconds
31 december 2016 · and then nothing

The patch stopped working — from the other direction


There has not been a leap second since the last day of 2016. Not because the problem was solved. Because the Earth started spinning faster.

Every leap second so far has been an insertion: the Earth running slow, the clock waiting for it. Since around 2016 the trend has reversed, and recent years have set records for the shortest day since precise measurement began. If it holds, the correction that comes due is a negative leap second — a minute with fifty-nine seconds, 23:59:59 deleted.

That has never been done. Resolution 4 of the 27th CGPM names it directly: "the first negative leap second whose insertion has never been foreseen or tested."

The mechanism that told the truth in one direction has no tested way of telling it in the other.why the honest patch became the problem

And the same resolution notes that even positive leap seconds are handled by operators using "different methods… which do not follow any agreed standards," and that these uncoordinated methods threaten the resilience of the infrastructure they were meant to protect. The announcement was real; the response to it never got standardised.

documented  faster rotation → an untested correction

Positive and negative leap second Two rows of second-ticks. The upper row has an extra tick added and is labelled done 27 times. The lower row has a tick removed and is labelled never done. positive +1 · done 27 times negative −1 · never done
Figure 8 · one direction rehearsed, the other not
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8 · the steps stop · 2016
Agnew · Nature · 2024

The ice bought three years


Then a geophysicist looked at why the deadline kept moving, and found the answer at the poles.

Duncan Agnew, of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography, published "A global timekeeping problem postponed by global warming" in Nature 628, 333–336 (2024). Melting in Greenland and Antarctica — measured by satellite gravity — moves mass from the poles toward the equatorial ocean. Spread the mass outward and the spin slows. It is the skater putting their arms out, at planetary scale.

The finding: without that melt, the first negative leap second would have been needed in 2026. With it, 2029.

Climate change bought the world's timekeepers three years.and Agnew refuses the silver lining outright — he has compared it to looking at a polluted lake and calling it positive because the colours are interesting

Take the measure of that. You can no longer read a clock without reading the ice. The standard we cut loose from the sky in order to make it independent turns out to be coupled, through the length of the day, to how much of Greenland is still frozen.

documented  polar melt → the deadline moves

Mass moved outward slows the spin A globe with arrows carrying mass from both poles toward the equator, and a rotation arrow shown slowing. ice → ocean wider spread slower spin longer day 2026 → 2029
Figure 9 · the clock, coupled to the ice sheet
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9 · the ice buys three years · 2024
Resolution 4 · 27th CGPM · 2022

The vote is this October


In November 2022 the General Conference on Weights and Measures adopted Resolution 4, "On the use and future development of UTC." It decides that the maximum value for the difference UT1 − UTC "will be increased in, or before, 2035."

It asks the CIPM to consult the ITU and others, and to propose a new maximum that ensures the continuity of UTC "for at least a century"; a plan to implement it; a review period; and a draft resolution for the 28th CGPM in 2026.

That meeting is this October. The proposal on the table is a leap hour — one correction, several centuries from now, instead of a leap second every few years.

A leap hour is not a smaller correction. It is the same correction, deferred past the lifetime of everyone who voted for it.what changes is the interval of the announcement

Between now and then, clock noon and solar noon simply drift apart, and no one is told on any particular date by how much. The information does not vanish — you can always compute it — but it stops arriving.

documented  the patch is costly → widen the tolerance

Leap second against leap hour An upper timeline with many small marked corrections, and a lower timeline with one large correction far in the future. leap second told, on a date, every few years leap hour told once, by somebody else, later
Figure 10 · the same total correction, a different interval of telling
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10 · resolution 4 · the vote · 2026
the turn

This is not a scandal


Everything in Resolution 4 is correct, and this zine is not an argument against it.

Leap seconds really do break things. The patches really are uncoordinated. A negative leap second really has never been tested, and finding out how it goes on live infrastructure is not a good plan. The CGPM published its reasoning, put it to a vote of member states, and built in a review period. This is what an institution looks like when it is working.

The collection this zine belongs to exists to reclaim science from the things that wear its clothes. So let it be said plainly: metrology is one of the most careful undertakings our species runs, and the people redefining the second are not the villains of anything.

The question is not whether the standard should change. Standards should change. The question is what happens to the announcement.the only thing this chain carries forward

A leap second and a leap hour correct the same total drift. They differ in one respect: how often the world is told, on a date, with a number, that the standard does not fit.

Hold that distinction. It is the only thing crossing the next joint.

documented  a good decision, with one cost named

Two things that are not the same question Two boxes side by side: should the standard change, marked settled yes; and is the gap announced, marked the live question. should standards change? yes · settled is the gap announced? the live one
Figure 11 · keep these apart and the rest follows
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11 · widen the tolerance · 2035
the transfer · marked, because it is one

An accommodation is a leap second


leap  the metrology → how institutions handle us

Say the obvious thing first: caesium licenses nothing about a person. Nobody carried the SI second into a classroom. There is no documented handoff here, and inventing one would be exactly the move this collection was built to refuse.

What crosses is not a fact. It is a question, and it survives the crossing because it was never about time:

When your standard and the world disagree, do you announce the gap or absorb it?the whole cargo of this chain, and all of it

Look at what an accommodation actually is. Extra time on an assessment. A deadline moved. A meeting recorded. Each of these is a public, dated, quantified notice that the standard and this body disagree by exactly this much, and here is the correction.

And the objections come back in the same order, almost word for word: it's irregular. It breaks the system. It's hard to schedule. Everybody handles it differently. It doesn't scale.

Every one of those is true of leap seconds too, and every one of them is an argument about the patch that gets heard as an argument about the gap. The proposed remedy is the same in both places: widen the tolerance and stop announcing.

The difference is that when the standards body does it, the Earth is not in the room, and does not have to hear that the mismatch was never worth mentioning.

Announced or absorbed One gap between a standard line and a world line, shown twice: once with a labelled correction marker, once with the gap left silent and growing. announced the gap named, on a date absorbed same gap · nobody told
Figure 12 · the drift is identical; only the telling differs
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12 · the gap, announced or absorbed
WISC-III · 1991 · and still current

Processing speed is a fit, not a rate


contested  the score → a property of the person

In 1991 the third edition of the Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children introduced four index scores, and one of them was the Processing Speed Index. It is still there, in the WISC-V and the WAIS-5.

Two subtests carry it. Coding: a key pairs symbols with digits, and you copy as many as you can before time is called. Symbol Search: you scan a row and mark whether a target appears. Both are timed. Both reward fast switching between a key and a page.

What comes out is a number that gets read as a rate the child has. We think it is closer to a fit: between one person's attention and one particular tempo, on one particular morning, in a room.

This is marked contested rather than documented because the argument is genuinely live and we are in it, not above it. But the direction of the evidence is not neutral. Monotropism — Dinah Murray, Mike Lesser and Wenn Lawson, 2005 — describes attention pulled deeply into fewer channels at once. If that is how a mind is arranged, then the cost of switching is real, and a test scoring the switch has measured the switch.

When environments respect processing time, more people get to contribute their actual thinking instead of performing speed.Stimpunks Foundation, Pattern 04 · Processing Time

The index is not a lie. It is a measurement of something narrow, reported in a way that sounds broad — which is No. 44's problem exactly, arriving from the other side.

What the subtest samples A key of symbols above a row of boxes to be filled under time, with the repeated glance between key and row marked as the cost being measured. 1 △2 ○3 □4 ✕5 ◇ key the switch — this is what is timed coding · symbol search · against the clock
Figure 13 · a narrow sample, reported as a broad rate
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13 · processing speed · 1991
the endpoint

The Earth is not slow. The second left.


Nobody says the planet is failing to keep 86,400 seconds. Everyone understands that the second stopped being a piece of the day, and that the gap is a fact about the definition.

Crip time makes the same move, and it was ours before it was anyone's literature — a community term, documented in disability studies by Irving Zola and Carol Gill among the first, neither of whom set out to define it. Alison Kafer gave it the formulation that travels: rather than bend disabled minds and bodies to meet the clock, crip time bends the clock to meet disabled minds and bodies. Ellen Samuels, in "Six Ways of Looking at Crip Time" (2017), keeps the hard edges attached — grief time, broken time, time that is loss and not only liberation.

Crip time is not slower time. It is the recognition that the standard is an artifact chosen for coordination, and that the distance between it and a living body is information about the standard.

We are not behind. The schedule left.the same sentence as the Earth's, in the register that costs something to say

Which returns the question the chain has been carrying. The gap is going to exist either way; standards are artifacts and bodies are not. The only decision anyone actually gets is whether it is named out loud, on a date, with a number — or quietly widened until nobody has to mention it.

Not:that the caesium standard caused anything about testing. It did not, we say so, and the joint is marked leap.
Not:that abolishing the leap second is a conspiracy. It is a defensible engineering decision with one cost we think is worth naming.
Not:that precision is the enemy. Every redefinition here was a gain, and this collection exists to reclaim that.
Not:that crip time is a metaphor borrowed to decorate physics. It is a demand, it came from us, and the physics is the loan.
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14 · crip time
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Every standard opens a gap. The only choice is whether you say so out loud.

No. 19 No Universal Now — crip time read through relativity, with Helen Edgar on spiral time
No. 43 Elimination of Waste — Carnot's word, and the stopwatch this zine does not repeat
No. 44 You Cannot Flatten a Sphere — draw the distortion you cannot remove
No. 50 The Sky Was Not Regular Enough — announce the gap ← you are here
Reflection

What standard in your life stopped pointing at the thing it was named for?

Where is a gap being absorbed that used to be announced — and who stopped having to hear about it?

What have you been told is irregular, by an instrument steadier than you and newer than you?

If the correction is going to happen anyway, who benefits from it being quiet?

Sources

Read at the primary. The 1967 definition is Resolution 1 of the 13th CGPM (1967), quoted verbatim, with the 1997 CIPM amendment specifying an atom at rest at 0 K and the 26th CGPM (2018) rewording. The abolition decision is Resolution 4 of the 27th CGPM (2022), "On the use and future development of UTC" — the wording "will be increased in, or before, 2035", the request for a maximum ensuring continuity "for at least a century", the referral to the 28th CGPM in 2026, and the noting clauses on discontinuities that "risk causing serious malfunctions in critical digital infrastructure", on methods that "do not follow any agreed standards", and on "the first negative leap second whose insertion has never been foreseen or tested" are all quoted from it. Both are published by the BIPM. The leap-second table — 27 insertions, first 30 June 1972, last 31 December 2016, TAI − UTC ending at 37 s including the 10 s offset of 1972 — is from IANA's leap-seconds.list, and the running spine is plotted from it rather than drawn by hand.

The ice. Duncan Agnew, "A global timekeeping problem postponed by global warming," Nature 628, 333–336 (2024). The 2026 → 2029 postponement is his finding. His refusal of the silver lining is given here as a paraphrase of remarks he made to the press, not as a quotation from the paper — the polluted-lake comparison is his image, reported at second hand, and it is flagged in FACTCHECK.md as not primary-traced.

Held honestly. Scheibe & Adelsberger (1936) and Stoyko (1937) are carried from standard metrological histories rather than from their own papers; the ephemeris second's exact fraction is the standard published wording, taken from reference sources rather than from the 1956 CIPM proceedings themselves; the Bundy → International Time Recording → CTR → IBM lineage is ordinary corporate history and is not primary-traced. The October 2026 vote is in the future at the time of writing, and this page says what is proposed, not what will happen. All are logged as open.

Crip time. A community term first, documented in disability studies by Irving Zola and Carol Gill among others — per Kafer, neither defined it. Alison Kafer, Feminist, Queer, Crip (2013), for bending the clock to meet minds and bodies rather than the reverse; Ellen Samuels, "Six Ways of Looking at Crip Time," Disability Studies Quarterly 37(3) (2017). Carried at greater length in No. 19, with a coda by Helen Edgar on spiral time. Monotropism is Dinah Murray, Mike Lesser & Wenn Lawson (2005). The Processing Speed Index was introduced in the WISC-III (Wechsler, 1991) and is measured by Coding and Symbol Search. The processing-time sentence is our own, from Stimpunks' Pattern 04 · Processing Time.

Why this is a chain and No. 44 was not. Every joint on the metrological rail is a document with a date — resolutions, a published table, a paper in Nature. The step to people is one leap, marked, and it carries a question rather than a mechanism. That is the shape the collection asks for, and the reason No. 44 was filed in Star Stuff instead: nobody ever carried Gauss's theorem into a classroom, and no marking would have made that handoff exist.