The images. Event Horizon Telescope Collaboration, "First M87 Event Horizon Telescope Results. I. The Shadow of the Supermassive Black Hole," The Astrophysical Journal Letters 875, L1 (2019) — an asymmetric bright emission ring of diameter 42 ± 3 µas around a central brightness depression, and a central mass of (6.5 ± 0.7) × 10⁹ M☉, observed at 1.3 mm. The blind-imaging procedure is in Paper IV of the same series (ApJL 875, L4): four teams, each blind to the others, using both CLEAN and regularized maximum likelihood, "to avoid shared human bias." Sagittarius A* figures — ring 51.8 ± 2.3 µas, roughly four million solar masses at about 27,000 light years — are from EHT Collaboration, "First Sagittarius A* Event Horizon Telescope Results. I.," ApJL 930, L12 (2022), released 12 May 2022.
The geometry. For a Schwarzschild (non-spinning) black hole the event horizon lies at r = 2GM/c², the photon sphere at 3GM/c², and the shadow's apparent radius to a distant observer at 3√3 GM/c² ≈ 5.196 GM/c². The ratio quoted throughout, 3√3/2 ≈ 2.598, is that arithmetic. The weak dependence of shadow size on spin and inclination is from Dimitrios Psaltis, Feryal Özel, Chi-Kwan Chan & Daniel P. Marrone, "A General Relativistic Null Hypothesis Test with Event Horizon Telescope Observations of the Black-Hole Shadow in Sgr A*," The Astrophysical Journal 814, 115 (2015), whose abstract states that the half opening angle of a Kerr black-hole shadow "is always equal to (5 ± 0.2) GM/Dc²" — the ~4% figure used on spread 4. Corrected during the check: an earlier draft attributed this to Physical Review Letters 116, 031101 (2016), which is a different paper, by Johannsen et al. The mechanism usually given for the near-constancy — a cancellation between frame-dragging and the quadrupole structure of the Kerr metric — was not confirmed in a primary source and is therefore not asserted on the page; the zine states the measured constancy and calls it a quirk of the equations, which is what we can stand behind.
The instrument. The April 2017 campaign observed on four days between 5 and 11 April with eight radio telescopes at six geographic sites — Arizona, Chile, Hawai'i, Mexico, Spain and the South Pole — recording roughly 350 TB per telescope per day, about 3.5 PB in total, to helium-filled hard drives shipped to two correlators. The Antarctic drives could not be flown out until the austral winter ended. Figures from the EHT collaboration's own data-processing paper (ApJL 875, L3) and ESO's release eso1907, which also gives the collaboration size as more than 200 researchers across 13 stakeholder institutes.
The orbital clocks. The innermost stable circular orbit takes roughly thirty minutes around Sagittarius A* and roughly thirty days around M87*, which is why the nearer source was the harder one to image and why static-source imaging assumptions had to be reformulated for it. Given as approximate; the dynamical timescales quoted in the EHT literature span about 4–56 minutes for Sgr A* and about 5–61 days for M87*.
Our own arithmetic, flagged as such. The "orange on the Moon" comparison is ours, not the collaboration's: 42 µas is 2.04 × 10⁻¹⁰ radians, which at the Moon's mean distance of about 384,400 km subtends roughly 7.8 cm. We have used our own figure rather than repeating any of the widely-circulated comparisons, none of which we could trace to a primary statement.
What this zine deliberately does not do. It does not use Hawking radiation, the no-hair theorem, the information paradox, or the singularity — each is a real and interesting subject, and none of them is the observation problem this piece is about. It does not use tidal forces, which No. 10 already spends, or the relativity of simultaneity, which belongs to No. 11. No claim is made that the geometry proves anything about people: spreads 9 and 10 are an analogy and the zine says so on its own face. A rhyme, not a proof.
Origin. Written at the request of a community member, through the open call at We Are All Star Stuff.